Friday, October 5, 2007

Lunch with James

(((Dad and I took James Bunch to lunch today. James says this year's drought isn't quite as bad as the one of 1925.))






(((Here's James' 3 big environmental issues:
1. We don't know where our produce comes from, and have no idea why it's perfectly fresh and ripe on arrival, but tastes bland and papery when we bite into it.
2. Man-made sewer systems poison the ground and the water. James is an outhouse, compost man--just like everyone else back in the day.
3. When you die, you deserve to be buried the next day by family members who stay up the night before, cleaning the corpse and making a simple pine box. That way your corpse fertilizes the earth like its supposed to. Embalming is for suckers.)))
(((There's a book out featuring him and his woodcarvings. I even have an essay in it, (because my mom edited the thing.)))

Buy the book.

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